Here's one that recently slipped through Gmail's filters. You have to admit it's pretty money.
Enormous shlong drive girls mad
Your woman lived you alone along of she had done it with your friend.
By reason of the size of his machine drove her crazy with him.
Dont worry chap. At present you have good chance to Enlarge your male machine length.
Lengthen your male device size and you'll forget about troubles surely enough.
-Doctor Samantha Mcgraw